Stranger: well i was with my best friend and her family, and we were in line to do it, and her mom was tryin to explain it to me and she was all like the bread is supposed to represent jesus' body and the wine is his blood and blah de blah and i totally freaked out man i was like dude!! hasnt the poor bastard been through enough???? and now u people want to eat him?? what the hell!!
Stranger: lol then i was asked to leave...so me and her brother chilled in the car and smoked a bowl haha
You: LMAO!