How do you tell your asshole buddy who keeps insisting on you moving in with him that you'd rather punch yourself in the face for an hour than move in with him and listen to him sucker you into a political conversation that he monopolizes?
This fuckhole basically told his best friend that his girlfriend wanted to fuck him(not true), told him their relationship won't last, and despite me wanting to stay out of the middle of it, he keeps fuckin talking about them.
AHH, fuck this guy. There's no way in hell I'd ever live under the same roof as him, not even if it meant being fuckin homeless.
Rant over.