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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi ese

Stranger: can you speak Chinese?

You: yeah

Stranger: 你好

You: ching chong chang ching herro

Stranger: oh yes

You: how do you say "sweet ass areolas, breh" in chinese?

Stranger: Do you like China?

You: no

You: they're all fucking commies

Stranger: why?

You: I dunno. why are you a god damn communist?

You: just like brack hussein, trying to make us all communists

You: the niggers and the chinks are gonna take over

You: fucking zipper heads

You: u listening to me

Stranger: I don't understand in what to say

You: hey boy

Stranger: no

Stranger: what's fucking zipper heads?

You: listen to me. you god damn slant eyes trying to use your kung fu on me. it's not gonna work this time

You: not in MY America!

Stranger: in china ?

You: no we're in the US of A

Stranger: OK

You: so get out of my country

You: now

Stranger: What are you talking about

Stranger: BYE

You: god damnit u don't tell me bye!

You: not in MY America!

Stranger: I am not in America

You: where r u?

You: ur talking on my American internet!

Stranger: wgat?

You: go back to your china internets. doesnt your country have your own internet?

Stranger: ok

You: just like the mexicans wanna take our jobs. the chinks wanna take our internet chats away from us

You: how did you get access yo USA internet?

You: who r u working for?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
bwaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I actually teared up laughing so hard
 

NAMO

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okay well in real life, i am a real loving, kind, and generous person. numerous people have told me that they've noticed that i put others before myself. only on the internets is where i express my hate and anger...
Let it out, don't hold it in!!

I'm the same way. last night came through to my friends house with a bottle of grey goose and started pouring shots for everybody, didn't ask for any fades. bought my boy drinks for his b-day, threw hella money down to get a table/bottle service at the club, threw down hella money to buy beer afterwards. If I'm drinking/partying with you I'm especially generous
Same, I go all out. I'm getting tired of people being stingy though.

Hopsin is a huge faggot though. He's one of few artists in any genre who just straight annoys the fuck out of me.
I like Ruthless, they did big things for this genre of music, so for that hopsin takes a loss.

lol
 
Jun 23, 2008
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I should put on my suit and go down there and tell him I work for the The Seattle Department of Planning and Development and I'm going to have to see his permit to build haha.
I should start writing trap raps. Then I'll perform them in the dinner hall and at intermission of bingo here. I'll have the mic turned up hella loud so the audience can hear me
lmao at both these posts