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Cancer: He lost his baffle with cancer. If you die, so does the cancer. It's at least a draw.

Autism: what are you retarded? No, I know you're not retarded. What are you down syndrome?

9/11: blood and bones. It was a national tragedy

Rape: all the charm of a date rapist. Hey! That's way better than a regular rapist

Animal abuse: I don't think it's fair for the pig to have sex with a beautiful lady and have to go back to fucking pigs

Disability: if I became a paraplegic, it wouldn't really change my quality of life

Pedophelia: don't get the wrong idea here. Michael Jackson is a homosexual pedophile

Incest: not sure or any incest jokes, but I'm sure uncle basil tried something funny

LGBT: hot juicy cock slipping into a delicious asshole.

Depression: if I had money, you know what I would invest in? Guys jumping off the tops of buildings

Ebola: we've been so scared for so long by our media from Zica and Avian Flu and Pig Flu and Ebola and..... that we no longer are scared. (more of a comment really)

Suicide: people commit suicide and everyone goes, really? I don't understand why. And I go, you don't?! You live in a cotton candy house or something? What the fuck?

Death: my father was brutally murdered a week ago and it's only now I can look back and laugh

People of different race: some gold plated chains would make a great retirement present for a really good slave