When you put your 2 weeks notice, tell them you are leaving for another company and they hired you as a trainer with a significant increase + salaried. If they value you at all, they will make a counter offer as a trainer.
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if they ask 'who' tell them the name of their biggest rival. They won't call up and check and even if they do they will be told to get fucked.
Hmm... since I started taking Thorne Choleast 900 (red yeast rice + coq10) and kyolic aged garlic extract my heart rate / average BPM has dropped by 10. Last time I donated blood my blood pressure was running high but I thought it was mostly from coffee and nicotine. I'm going to keep taking the stuff, its only been like a week and that's a huge difference. My cholesterol levels are probably high as fuck but I'm too broke right now to go get bloodwork done lol