Fuck work
Damn my brother is an idiot
"I'm delivering pizza for Domino's now. Didnt one of your friends used to deliver for pizza hut or some shit years ago"
"Yeah, that's when he started conceal carrying every day because he got robbed like 5 times"
"Oh. I mean I got robbed at gunpoint once and pepper sprayed a couple times but it's a coo little job I get good tips"