I know you're still jealous because you'll never be ready for the Comedy Store like me, but you don't gotta drop #FakeNews to try and bring down someone that is way better at comedy than you. Get there on your own merit.
Postmates is a fucking rip off. Hour and a half to get my food plus a $9 service fee and $6 delivery fee plus I gave the guy a $5 tip, $20 extra just to get food delivered lol. At least I got to be lazy and not leave my house I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯