I have 900 calories in bread I have to eat now though. What's the deal with bread loaves anyways... why do they have to be so huge? Who out there is eating all this bread? It's almost 2019 theres much better food to eat. I guess tomorrow I'll make tuna sammiches. Pretty sure I have some canola oil hellmann's mayonnaise at home and not that soy oil trash. And what's the deal with mayonnaise? I've had the same jar of mayonnaise for like two months I'll never finish it off. How is it even possible to consume that much mayonnaise? A jar of mayonnaise is enough mayonnaise for at least two years. Forget about mayonnaise