Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[mouth_my_nuts]

Gonna have 2 limited liability companies (LLC) to protect my assets.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

I feel like Crip walking to something gangsta right now.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Who wants to join my lawn care crew

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Gonna call it Jesus(heyzues)lawn integrity motto being "let us take care of your yard or you will burn in hell" and prey on Christians.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

If you guys don't join my lawn cult crew you'll burn in hell for an eternity

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

The only requirements are you must smoke weed daily and eat tacos at least 4 times a week don't be a little bitch about it either

 

[InfamousICON]

I'll join for $60 an hour plus free healthcare paid for by the company and 100% match on 401k

 

[ReSpawn]

Lawn care is imperative. I was discussing starting a lawn care business today, to fill my time when I don't have delieveries lined up. Me and my Mexican homie gonna get it brackin.

Up the road next to the train station, there is a lawn mower supplier that has been in business for over 50 years. I always walk past him on my way to the gym. So my point is he must be doing something right to stay floating all these years.

However, I pay spics like KAH to cut my shit because my time is better spent doing other things. Like arguing with people over the internet.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

You're low balling yourself icon I was gonna offer $70 per hour and %200 match on 401k but that ship has sailed as I don't see much potential from such a lowball offer

 

[InfamousICON]

You're low balling yourself icon I was gonna offer $70 per hour and %200 match on 401k but that ship has sailed as I don't see much potential from such a lowball offer

Like I would work outside like a pleb anyway

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Up the road next to the train station, there is a lawn mower supplier that has been in business for over 50 years. I always walk past him on my way to the gym. So my point is he must be doing something right to stay floating all these years.

However, I pay spics like KAH to cut my shit because my time is better spent doing other things. Like arguing with people over the internet.

Lawn care is important it's a reflection of the owner of the home. A good morally superior Christian man like yourself should refrain from using such derogatory terms.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

I should probably go to sleep I have to be up early. What time is it over there @ReSpawn ?

 

[InfamousICON]

Lawn care is annoying, just cause lawn care crews always leave their card in my screen door even though I only have like a 10 foot long patch of grass in my front yard. Fuck off I ain't paying you to cut what it takes me less than 5 minutes to cut with my weed eater.

 

[ReSpawn]

I should probably go to sleep I have to be up early. What time is it over there @ReSpawn ?

almost 5:30, im high off copious amounts of codeine I literally can't feel anything

 

[InfamousICON]

I'm like the only house on my street with fucking grass. The owner of my house should rip that shit out and be like the other 90% of people in Arizona and only keep dirt and rocks for a yard.

 

[ReSpawn]

@mouth_my_nuts you need to stay up and watch that video of milton friedman I posted

god damn WT making me argue over a fucking computer. motherfucker buy an xbox

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

@InfamousICON leaf blowers are most obnoxious waste of human time/energy I can think of they annoy the life out of me to the point I've gotten out of my car and started shit with a guy blowing leafs around my car in a near empty parking lot


@ReSpawn mail me some syrup for the low bro

Link the video I'll check it out tomorrow

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Rocks > grass I haven't mowed a lawn since I was a kid

 

[ReSpawn]

My Chinese Dentist, she has a British accent and was born there.

 

[InfamousICON]

You should touch her tiddies