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[Nuttkase]

[ame]https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/841249846120075265[/ame]

lol I like how when it started out I was just like "you know she's right there... wait... what?"

 

[Nuttkase]

Obama all spying on Trump while he's reheating his leftover well-done steak in the microwave before slathering it in a whole bottle of Heinz at 2am.

 

[Nuttkase]

I miss Butcher swinging in here to post a news link he saw on /pol/ about some dude in Czechoslovakia turning his microwave into a camera and being like "she's not wrong!?!?! fake news!" where are you my friend?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Im throwing away my microwave.

 

[Nuttkase]

Your toaster is an audio recording device Mac Jesus. Better toss that too.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Time of Flight Microwave Camera: Seeing Through Walls and Recording Microwaves in Flight | Camera Culture

"The microwave camera can image at wavelengths which easily penetrate drywall and plywood."

 

[Nuttkase]

Ahh so Obama's deep state is spying on them with Predator vision? Nice.

 

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Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass)
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass
Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right)
Motherfucker say goodnight
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw
Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad
Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night
Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls?
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole
Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

 

[Nuttkase]

infinity pls no

 

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#MetallMondays

 

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