Goddamn I'm balls deep into this jug of Pinot Grigio pretending to understand like I know what a "sophisticated gentleman" knows about getting shitfaced on white wine is aboyt
This imperial spiced apple cider might as well be wine at 11% abv u dig and im high as fuck so im retarded also and all i have ate today is hummus cuz im tryijg to get into that gang u dig