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DaGrimProphet

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Dec 23, 2014
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>lonely and getting tired of browsing /r9k/ for the past several hours
>wallowing in pity and self-loathing
>dreading being alone & depressed in school on 18th birthday in a couple days
>checks facebook
>no messages
>checks IG
>no notifications
>checks gmail
>sees email alert for new siccness mention
>opens it
>it's a link to the Express
>filled with joy, somebody gives a fuck about my existence
>finds the post
>edited
>not sure whether the edit was malicious or simply a bad joke

It still feels pretty fucking great that there's at least one human on the planet who hasn't totally forgotten my existence and potentially cares that I haven't yet an hero'd as I came pretty close to doing several times over the Christmas period.

What's going on with you, Butcher? You still working the night shift?
 

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
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>lonely and getting tired of browsing /r9k/ for the past several hours
>wallowing in pity and self-loathing
>dreading being alone & depressed in school on 18th birthday in a couple days
>checks facebook
>no messages
>checks IG
>no notifications
>checks gmail
>sees email alert for new siccness mention
>opens it
>it's a link to the Express
>filled with joy, somebody gives a fuck about my existence
>finds the post
>edited
>not sure whether the edit was malicious or simply a bad joke

It still feels pretty fucking great that there's at least one human on the planet who hasn't totally forgotten my existence and potentially cares that I haven't yet an hero'd as I came pretty close to doing several times over the Christmas period.

What's going on with you, Butcher? You still working the night shift?
End of MERKEL: Angela's global power and influence CRUMBLES as EU leaders side with PUTIN | Politics | News | Daily Express


All I did was link that article and @ you. I linked it after reading the headline and laughing then i was like "wait, what is this. like a national enquirer type source? ah well, whatever"
 

DaGrimProphet

English Gentleman
Dec 23, 2014
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End of MERKEL: Angela's global power and influence CRUMBLES as EU leaders side with PUTIN | Politics | News | Daily Express


All I did was link that article and @ you. I linked it after reading the headline and laughing then i was like "wait, what is this. like a national enquirer type source? ah well, whatever"
Not so much celebrity drivel, the Express is aimed more at very old right-wingers.

The headline on the newspaper always varies somewhere between "Dirty brown people brutally disgrace pure Aryan beauty" to "10 secret tips to boost the performance of your hearing aid."