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drunkaholic707 @drunkaholic707 got your prize package ready. Dope looking tequila with a battle chicken on the label, whiskey, some local Phoenix area brews, and some shit to drink them out of.

Gonna throw it in the mail in a few hours when the post office opens.

 

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Aug 22, 2003
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>9.8/10 Asian girl with Jessica alba from idle hands body type
>walks up flushed and lets out a deep breath
>"could you come upstairs with me please? I'm getting really frustrated"
>WOOOOOOOO
>"Of course. What's going on?"
>"well i just got home and I couldn't get the door open and i don't want to wake up my boyfriend. I think the lock is broken "



The lock tumbler-cassette was indeed malfunctioning and will need to be rebuilt or replaced.
 

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I saw this old homeless lady i had to talk to like 6 times about standing at the parking garage elevator entrance, standing there again lol. She braced like i was going to challenge her... but fuck that. I can't be telling 60+ year old women to fuck off. It's too cold and not worth the time and shame

Besides she's absolutely harmless and is just waiting for a nearby coffee place to open at 6, to get warm. That brutal night cold gets into you
 

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I think she sleeps by the library or something. She always has books. Like this little person just carrying around these books and a sleeping bag all day. Not a bad idea i mean everyone else has their own escape from reality if it's not drugs or alcohol. Usually TV or the phone or Internet which is basically one now. Like an intravenous on-demand drip and the TV remote / phone / mouse is the little button to give you your dopamine fix and numb you to cold, harsh reality of your miserable meaningless existence.

"Books are my anti-drug" - homeless lady 2k17
 

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>2k17
>milly vogueavatar
>pink face steamers
>eye care
>talking about shining hair
>egregious amounts of zara larsson which may or may not be ironic
>31m no gf no wife no kids
>frozen
>15/33/34-36/32-30 fitted shirt
>being this suspect
 
Jan 29, 2005
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>2k17
>milly vogueavatar
>pink face steamers
>eye care
>talking about shining hair
>egregious amounts of zara larsson which may or may not be ironic
>31m no gf no wife no kids
>frozen
>15/33/34-36/32-30 fitted shirt
>being this suspect
>2k77
>being alive
>looking younger than the people my age
>getting to see them all die
>all the lulz