I just walked all around my neighborhood and I saw a lot of kids in Raiders and Cowboys gear and fuckin TON of Christmas lights and decorations.
It's pretty bizarre when you think about stapling and or hooking up lights to your house in celebration of the birth of Christ? Yes I did it but I did it ironically. And then all the neighbors get into some sort of competition about who can be most festive? Strange. The lights and the elves and reindeer and Santa statues?
Is this some sort of alien technology beaming nail polish remover into our brains just to laugh at us?
The fuckin 3 wise men on camels with bullshit useless gifts for the "virgin" Mary?
WHAT?!?