No, he should've smoked some puppies then snorted crushed dried dandelions laced with acid then ate some red jello while watching house of 1000 corpses
I'm still surprised I didn't end up in the drunk tank last weekend. Woke up on the floor of some random apartment with no clue where I was or how I got there.
At least I was in Bellingham they have an actual jail in Birch Bay where my friend lives they probably just lock you in a barn until you sober up then let you go.