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[drunkaholic707]

Ok

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Those sneaky bastards

 

[infinity]

Welp I just officially ran out of beer lol. Are the drugstores required by law to start selling at 6am

 

[infinity]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Welp I just officially ran out of beer lol. Are the drugstores required by law to start selling at 6am

 

[infinity]

#1 Creep

 

[infinity]

Did you know that nolettuce called me out for spoiling Narcos Season 2 when EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD KNOWS THAT ESCOBAR DIED

 

[infinity]

FUCK @nolettuce you shook BITCH

 

[fillyacup]

hay brehs

 

[fillyacup]

My grandpa always said that the Jews are responsible for all the worlds problems. This guys a war hero; my greatest accomplishment is banging a Puerto Rican hottie within 15 minutes of meeting her.

But the JEWS. Who am I to question that. This guy fought and lived in the trenches. In a human created hell construct. They are so fucking sneaky. I literally don't know a single jew but they are EVERYWHERE. FUCKING aliens man. Controlling the banks and the media. That's literally all you need to control billions.

P. S. Stop going to the dentist. They are contracted by the CIA to implant tracking devices into your teeth

so how do i get rid of this cavity?

 

[infinity]

hay brehs

What up fill. Tell these fools that I'm in the right GOING to cop booze

 

[infinity]

so how do i get rid of this cavity?

It's too late unfortunately.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

so how do i get rid of this cavity?

Minor drill and fill at the dentist no big deal unless it's in the root

 

[BUTCHER 206]

What up fill. Tell these fools that I'm in the right GOING to cop booze

No. You're wrong, fuck you and fuck your booze and fuck your retarded alcohol re-up mission you god damned idiot, fuck off you god damned piece of shit

Don't you ever talk about nolettuce again

 

[BUTCHER 206]

sike lol jk

 

[infinity]

So I'm in the checkout line and I'm obviously the first customer of the day. These beezies are arguing wether or not "legitly" is a real word. THESE ARE TH PEOPLE THATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD FOLKS. good thing she had a pretty face and nice tiddies tho

 

[infinity]

I legitly wanted to suck on those tiddies

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Was she legitly even a real person and not a figment of your imagination and if so was she legitly even over a 5/10 by even the most minimal of standards

 

[infinity]

Ok by the strictest of standards, I've been creepin on her for 2 years. She's gotta be fresh outta high school like 19 and cute as fuck with braces. Still embarrassed about her braces. 7.9/10

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Ok by the strictest of standards, I've been creepin on her for 2 years. She's gotta be fresh outta high school like 19 and cute as fuck with braces. Still embarrassed about her braces. 7.9/10

I demand creep shots and personal identifying information (no @infinity if applicable)