literally no one is going to accept your lousy invite to your stupid work party, no one wants to go to that shit even if it was close and not hundreds of miles away. even if it were like 3 miles away and there was a free towncar to and from there itd still be like "lol fuck no why the fuck would i want to hang out with that idiot mac jesus and his stupid ass coworkers"
literally no one is going to accept the invite and go to your stupid work party, no one