Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[drunkaholic707]

FUCK YOU

 

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NO FUCKiN children are coming to my house. This Halloween is fuckin bullshit wtf

 

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Shit's a fuckin bust. I have a HUGE bowl Are you kidding me?

 

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[nolettuce]

Maybe parents told their kids not to go to your house because some dude will shout youtube links at them

 

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Ok...

 

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You'll went full Mixerr.

 

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my penis resembles a tiny strawberry gummy bear hidden in a forest of fuckin bear hair

 

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You may have a combination of severe autism and Down's Syndrome.

 

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Maybe parents told their kids not to go to your house because some dude will shout youtube links at them

 

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(no Mike Tyson if applicable)

 

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Just because I'm going to ingest a handle of Kettle One as a tribute to Vladimir Putin (no Aaliyah if applicable)

 

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There is zero chance my first daughter will not be named Aaliyah

 

[BUTCHER 206]

That thong - thong thong thong thong

 

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[BUTCHER 206]

I thought they ran out of halloween candy and i escaped it; no they just bought a shitload more

Good thing it's shit tier Mars and Hershey candy and it disgusts me

Someone baked a pumpkin pie though and put it in the back though and there's two cans of rediwhip

I may have to eat some rediwhip directly from the can like a savage animal at some point this morning

 

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Might have to go to QFC and buy clear eyes or visine for like fucking $5 when i could've just bought the kroger version for like $2 earlier. I thought I had enough and didn't