Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

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This kroger peach blackberry zero calorie vitamin enhanced water beverage is pretty good and was like 80 cents then again i like diet soda sweeteners

hell motherfucking yeah kroger is the best fam we need them in australia

they have salads already mixed and chopped perfectly, isles and isles of goodness

kroger is my god

 

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did you watch the debate?

 

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Sequence of events

>finish rose wine (which was delicious btw
>drink two mini bottles of vodka (x2 smirnoff)
>be too drunk like OH FUCK
>remember my car is in the pay garage
>move car to unpay garage
>realize as im parking one of my fucking head lights LITERALLY BURNED OUT IN BETWEEN MOVING MY CAR 45 SECONDS AWAY

I know for 100% certain cause i noted my headlights shining against the wall and checked all my mirrors was extra cautious then as i park all the sudden the right lights burned out fucking 45 seconds later

lol

 

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did you watch the debate?

Nope i was probably sleeping

 

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hell motherfucking yeah kroger is the best fam we need them in australia

they have salads already mixed and chopped perfectly, isles and isles of goodness

kroger is my god

I live basically on kroger (Fred meyer and QFC they're basically the same thing same parent company )

 

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IM NOT FUCKING PAYING $60+tax FOR TWO HEADLIGHTS man fuck that bullshit

Im switching to cheap headlights im tired of these faggot ass expensive headlights that are bright but burn out fast fuck that

 

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Spend that money on more wine

 

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Probably go to Walmart see if they have a cheap headlight and just buy a single one lol then see if they sell rossi

 

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Drinking water to sober up for the drive home then it'll be time to do it again lol

 

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I looked up and there was some construction dude just staring at me through the window at the lot across the street like a bit aways

So i just stared back determined not to look away. Then he took a couple of drags off a cigarette and we just had like a 50 second long staring contest finally he looked down then turned away

I WIN lol im like a God the way i defeat people's spirits

 

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That guy coulda probably lifted me up 7 feet into the air and crushed me onto the cement like an ant though you gotta be careful these days you never know if someone else is just going to snap or something people are crazy as fuck in America

 

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I see @jake921660 propping stuff but isn't saying shit lol what's going on jake?

 

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I just remembered i threw my final 3rd ribeye steak in the freezer when i was drunk yesterday i was all like "I DON'T NEED THIS ANY TIME SOON, FAT FUCK"

i regret it it's probably a solid block of ice at this point. I definitely did actually need it to be defrosted ready to pull out and cook today. I blew it

 

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I have a serious eating disorder @jake921660 HELP

WHATDO I DO?