>finish rose wine (which was delicious btw
>drink two mini bottles of vodka (x2 smirnoff)
>be too drunk like OH FUCK
>remember my car is in the pay garage
>move car to unpay garage
>realize as im parking one of my fucking head lights LITERALLY BURNED OUT IN BETWEEN MOVING MY CAR 45 SECONDS AWAY
I know for 100% certain cause i noted my headlights shining against the wall and checked all my mirrors was extra cautious then as i park all the sudden the right lights burned out fucking 45 seconds later
I looked up and there was some construction dude just staring at me through the window at the lot across the street like a bit aways
So i just stared back determined not to look away. Then he took a couple of drags off a cigarette and we just had like a 50 second long staring contest finally he looked down then turned away
I WIN lol im like a God the way i defeat people's spirits
That guy coulda probably lifted me up 7 feet into the air and crushed me onto the cement like an ant though you gotta be careful these days you never know if someone else is just going to snap or something people are crazy as fuck in America
I just remembered i threw my final 3rd ribeye steak in the freezer when i was drunk yesterday i was all like "I DON'T NEED THIS ANY TIME SOON, FAT FUCK"
i regret it it's probably a solid block of ice at this point. I definitely did actually need it to be defrosted ready to pull out and cook today. I blew it