i have 7 blue raspberry jolly ranchers in my mouth right now just melting
probably melting my teeth too but i dont give a fuck lol
i had a moment of realization earlier... everytime ive broken a tooth, it was after / during eating jolly ranchers.
the first time i was eating some jolly ranchers and one of my wisdom teeth ended up cracking, then i ignored it like an idiot and it went bad and i had to end up going to an oral surgeon get all my wisdom teeth removed, shit was super expensive like $1700 in total, plus my friend got a speeding ticket bringing me there and i paid it for him just to be nice so another hundred something
then i was eating some jolly ranchers and broke tooth #13. it had a small easily fixable cavity but i was ignoring it, and it ended up turning into a root canal. was like 900 something in total
then what happens? eat a bunch of jolly ranchers and end up breaking tooth #14, which already had a filling but cracked right between the filling and the pulp and had been giving me headaches for months, but they didnt find shit on xrays, then eventually just broke completely in half and had to be repaired and root canal'd. $450ish in total
fucking jolly ranchers have cost me over $2,000 G'z fuck jolly ranchers