"So I got off work @4 picked up a prescription from Safeway came home and picked up dog shit. Brought in mail. Washed dishes. Cooked dinner. Rolled cigarettes. Vacuumed and mopped. Bitch went to bed at 8am. She gets up at 6pm. Works at 10. Wakes up and wants the bone. I told her to check thru all the mail for the week and it becomes my problem. Where did I lose my balls and will, can everyone please check their homes?" - friend
lol