Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

Butcher will you give me permission to roast the entire state of New Jersey

yes

please do

 

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So I was drinking at a bar called The Spot in La Jolla, right

And these 2 gentlemen had just flew in from New Jersey

And in La Jolla there's a significant problem with seal shit. It fucking reeks.

And I claimed that the 2 guys from New Jersey were the cause of the problem

 

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And they got real greezy with me like "HEY HAVE YOU MET MY FORMER FRIEND OVER HERE"

there is no punchline to this

 

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End of story

 

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On a scale of 9/11 how would you rate this story

 

[BUTCHER 206]

found some jasmine rice buried behind a bag of rice vermicilli in my pantry, like 2 1/2 cups worth so i made a bunch of rice in the rice cooker, then took like half of it and fried it in butter with two eggs, added kimchi furikake rice seasoning, some kens light sesame ginger soy salad dressing, and a bunch of sriracha

shit is fucking good i dont give a fuck lol

 

[drunkaholic707]

The roast was so bad it shut down the siccness for an hour

 

[BUTCHER 206]

do you even realize kimchi furikake exists and how good it is? of course not

damn uncultured aliens

 

[BUTCHER 206]

On a scale of 9/11 how would you rate this story

id rate it building 7

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i think feeling terrible and slumming it is something i secretly like because i keep putting myself into this position, ive done this several times the past couple years

maybe i should just embrace it, start drinking every day and live the rest of my life eating eggs and rice, canned refried beans on tortillas, and hummus and tortilla chips. maybe this is what i was born to do lol

 

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id rate it building 7

En route for a 5th of Jin Beam, a jig of Rossi Chablis, a 6er of Stone ipa, and a 12er of Miller High life ok

 

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[BUTCHER 206]

En route for a 5th of Jin Beam, a jig of Rossi Chablis, a 6er of Stone ipa, and a 12er of Miller High life ok

i called my brother asked him if he could buy a fifth of popov vodka after he gets off work and a two liter of sprite zero and bring it through. he was like "Are you alright?" then i had to convince him im all good and then eventually was like nevermind lol

 

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lol

 

[drunkaholic707]

i called my brother asked him if he could buy a fifth of popov vodka after he gets off work and a two liter of sprite zero and bring it through. he was like "Are you alright?" then i had to convince him im all good and then eventually was like nevermind lol

Popov wtf you're better than that don't stoop to @nolettuce level

 

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[BUTCHER 206]

Popov wtf you're better than that don't stoop to @nolettuce level

it was a joke. i just asked if i could get like $20 but he doesnt get off till like 430 and thats only like less than 8 hours before i get paid so fuck it, i can wait

fuck popov id rather drink more rossi than vodka right now anyway

 

[drunkaholic707]

Go get some Rossi then