"no. They're locked in a safe. I can't get into a safe im sorry"
"but can't you call anyone?"
"no im sorry, there's no one to call i have no way to contact the concierge and the only thing i can do is refer you to a locksmith "
" but you can't get the keys though? Isnt there someone we can call" - repeat literally 20+ times
I think all these people are on acid i feel like this isn't even real life
I've got three of my four plants hanging in the spare bedroom, my house smells great! It's a good thing the fourth plant can go longer too, I'm running out of space to hang them in that room. Good problem to have.