Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[InfamousICON]

They should come out with high gravity whiskey.

I could see E-40 being involved in this project.

 

[Nuttkase]

Dinosaur Jr. is playing Oct 1st might have to hit that up too.

 

[nolettuce]

Y'all stop telling y'all what to do

 

[infinity]

Y'all stop telling y'all what to do

Dont fucking tell me or my son what to do bozo. Im a grown assman with the IQ of a chimpanzee on mescaline

 

[infinity]

Raised in the skreets of bompton as a traveling accordionist wasnt easy

 

[infinity]

 

[ReSpawn]

 

[infinity]

Hashtag born in the mean skreets of SLOmpton one of the top 5 most unaffordable places to live in the nation with a low ass crime rate. SUWOOOOO

 

[infinity]

#multionmilliondollahouses

Wow it was so rough ouchea mane. I once was late on my country club fee and they said it's no problem sir. #lifetimemembership to the yacht club.

 

[infinity]

I was at the most expensive place in La Jolla and they gave me 3 free bottles of Dom Perignone.

I drank 1 is less than 10 seconds and gave 1 each to each of my supermodel girlfriends and started busting donuts in my Lamborguini until the police came and asked for my autograph. #toughtimes

 

[infinity]

My 3 butlers and personal chef are robots personally designed by Elon Musk to do my bidding. Hashtag owning people in 2018

 

[drunkaholic707]

Tone it down

 

[infinity]

Tone it down

This $100 dolla bottle of Pinot aint finna open itself cuh. GOD DAMN IT WHERE'S THE FUCKING CORKSCREW

FUN FACT: you can open a jug of white white by using a drill to drill in a drywall screw then yanking it on with your 22 inch pythons

 

[infinity]

This $100 dolla bottle of Pinot aint finna open itself cuh. GOD DAMN IT WHERE'S THE FUCKING CORKSCREW

FUN FACT: you can open a jug of white white by using a drill to drill in a drywall screw then yanking it out with your 22 inch pythons[l]

 

[nolettuce]

Dont fucking tell me or my son what to do bozo. Im a grown assman with the IQ of a chimpanzee on mescaline

Don't call me bozo, toots!

 

[infinity]

I have been toots since 45 mins ago

 

[nolettuce]

Oh sorry then

 

[infinity]

*puts on snowberboard glasses and lands a sick 360 z-walk pizzagrab*

 

[drunkaholic707]

This $100 dolla bottle of Pinot aint finna open itself cuh. GOD DAMN IT WHERE'S THE FUCKING CORKSCREW

FUN FACT: you can open a jug of white white by using a drill to drill in a drywall screw then yanking it on with your 22 inch pythons

 

[infinity]

Oh sorry then

Dont ever ficking apologize m8. I DEMAND ANOTHER APOLOGY