Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

Break time. Got tomorrow and Thursday off because so does the guy that will actually be training me up front and the rest of the week my shifts are 230p-1100p so I can sleep in thank you BasedGod.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You are a fat person butcher. Quit lying.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Break time. Got tomorrow and Thursday off because so does the guy that will actually be training me up front and the rest of the week my shifts are 230p-1100p so I can sleep in thank you BasedGod.

That's your favorite shifts arent they?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Not even close to 106lbs.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Not even close to 106lbs.

I tell the truth 99.99% of the time, so that 0.01% of the time I have to lie, it's believable. I am the ultimate liar.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I tell the truth 99.99% of the time, so that 0.01% of the time I have to lie, it's believable. I am the ultimate liar.

What

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Saying "I am the ultimate liar" was a lie. Now I have to tell the truth for about 14 more years before I can lie again. I shouldn't have said that I should've saved it for something cool like "I saw an alien once" or something

 

[Mac Jesus]

Im sorry I made you waste your lie.

 

[Nuttkase]

That's your favorite shifts arent they?

Yes that would be ideal as I'm a night person and like to stay up until 3-4am and generally get up between 11am-12pm. Plus only having a 6 minute walk to work it would still give me time to do quick errands like grocery shopping before I head in. It seems most people here don't care for that shift so I'm just going to take whatever they throw at me the first few weeks and then let the manager know that it would actually be my preferred shift and I'd be more than happy to have it be my generally scheduled shift but that I have open availability so if I'm needed for the morning occasionally that's fine too. Sounds like it will work out in my favor.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I just realized I've been sitting here with no background music for like 20 minutes

 

[BUTCHER 206]

uh oh namos on... hes about to bring the bantz and i dunno if i can handle it

 

[ReSpawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbfqxUpJdF0

ebin :^)

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

I ju$t convinced a lady who had 11 chicken$ (2 roo$ter$, 9 hen$) to get 3 chick$ so $he can have 14 total chicken$, ene. $he $aid that $he didn't like having an odd number of chicken$!

 

[ReSpawn]

butcher take those black socks and burn them

 

[ReSpawn]

@ all americans

You need more condescending little cunts telling you about MUH GUNS, so here you go.

 

[ReSpawn]

I have been blessed with the gift of prop giving. I want my first prop to be special.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

butcher take those black socks and burn them

Why? I only own black socks. I like black socks :hurt:

 

[BUTCHER 206]

@ all americans

You need more condescending little cunts telling you about MUH GUNS, so here you go.

OVER MY DEAD BODY

FREEEEDOM

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"... criminals will be the only ones who will get guns, which is true, if you completely ignore the basic principles of supply and demand. In Australia, getting a gun off the black market costs at least $15,000"

lol

I almost bought a AP9 for $500 in 2006. Shit was hot as fuck so I passed. There are literally more guns in America than people; getting guns is extremely easy for criminals at this point

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Also full auto conversions for AP-9's are just going to be shit and jam like, instantly lol