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Nuttkase

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He swagger jacked about half of Houston and Big Tuck in general, but I am big into his shit the past few weeks.

That "Time" video is fucking hilarious. He's talking about super serio shit while a bitch stacks Pringles on him... lmao

I get down with it in a big way. I'm having a hard time liking Dirt Nasty because I've always hated Simon Rex, but their Three Loco shit is hilarious, too.
Well that's the thing Riff Raff is a character that's portrayed as an over the top wigger and he's from Texas so he went with that whole style of rapping. Well at least at first, he's been distancing himself from it here and there lately. It's kind of like when Andy Kaufman did Tony Clifton that's not really who dude is.

Yeah the Three Loco stuff is really funny. I don't have a problem with Dirt Nasty but I was never a big Andy Milandgkhsfges fan so that took some getting used to.
 

L.D.S.

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Well that's the thing Riff Raff is a character that's portrayed as an over the top wigger and he's from Texas so he went with that whole style of rapping. Well at least at first, he's been distancing himself from it here and there lately. It's kind of like when Andy Kaufman did Tony Clifton that's not really who dude is.

Yeah the Three Loco stuff is really funny. I don't have a problem with Dirt Nasty but I was never a big Andy Milandgkhsfges fan so that took some getting used to.
Andy's an asshole, but I've always thought he had potential. He suffers from thinking he's really awesome, which dude really isn't, but I think his rapping is hilarious. His skits and shit were never that great.
 

L.D.S.

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I really enjoyed the Nolan trilogy. You could make a thread in the tv/movie forum or just post it here & I'll read it.
It's just a poem, breh. I think I created the TDKR thread in the movie forum.


Ode to Gotham City by L.D.S.

He's the Dark Knight, a masked vigilante.
breaking faces at the speed of insanity
His alter ego is vain, dark is his true identity
Money is the one thing that is no object
His affection is in the night sky, a shiny obelisk
To count the nights, he needs no Calendar, Man,
or psychopath carving his skin, no Victor Zsasz
Alfred is his help, a Pennyworth he's more than
makes sure there's no Poison in his IV, and
retracting Talon's from his skin, his right-hand man
Funny, that's the hand The Joker offers him
sending electro-shock down his thick spine and
Titan toxin's flow from the squirting dandelion
Recon and hiding in the still of the night his specialty
A mere view of him in the noir casings of a windowsill
is resonant and brooding like a broken Scarecrow hiding,
or the first time a rookie on the beat sees him and screams
"MR! FREEZE!" as he takes down another perpetrator diving
at a lady and her gentleman as they walk the street
in the pale moonlight discussing all of life's mysteries
He seeks out all the Two-Faces of our modern society
and the deranged Hugo Strange's and Solomon Grundy's,
Headhunter's and Humpty Dumpty's, split personalities,
Ventriloquists, and their Scarface dummies.
He Hushes the evil people, the Harley's, Maxie Zeus',
Tweedle Dum's, and Tweedle Dee's.
He's no Killer, that's a Croc, but he is a Deadshot
when it comes to spotting Catwomen, Clayfaces,
and sonaring Black Mask's who Penguin he senses Anarky.
He's the Bane of their existence, the Dark Knight,
Billionaire Bruce Wayne, the one and only. . .
Batman, his presence an ode to Gotham City.