Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[infinity]

 

[drunkaholic707]

damnit... i give up I'm not getting tired at all. Time to take some pills to sleep (benadryl x3). Then later on I'll take some pills to get going (caffeine). It's the American way

drink some alcohol

 

[infinity]

I once tried to attempt a triple backflip in the olympic-sized pool. but on the first flip I slammed my dome on the backboard and sharted myself.

The judges gave me 10 stars/100

 

[drunkaholic707]

@ALL BOUT CHICKEN @drunkaholic707

Darren McFragile broke his elbow trying to save his cell phone from breaking lol had to have surgery. Should be back in time for the regular season though.

lmao yeah read that not worried tho

 

[infinity]

I was taught how to ride a bicycle as a 6 year old but I slammed my testicles on the handlebars and 30 Rastafarians immediately crowded around me and started shouting "VIRGINITY LOST!!!!!!!!!"

 

[infinity]

James Cameron once tried to recruit me to be an underwater sea-diver. She said it was "Pee Diver" not sea-diver and I was like "I've never been pissed on before but if you want me to drink it I'll require $8.37"

$8.37 was the amount I had on the diver coupon

 

[troythemac]

If they don't let infinity and I into this fantasy football league...

 

[gimmefreemusic]

drink some alcohol

But dont smoke meth at the same time, cant have two infinitys in here

 

[infinity]

@gimmefreemusic once bought a used vinyl record in the bargain bin and he thought he was going to get buttrammed by a vinyl strap-on for the low low cost of $1.

He's been waiting for it with desperation in his eyes ever since

 

[gimmefreemusic]

@gimmefreemusic once bought a used vinyl record in the bargain bin and he thought he was going to get buttrammed by a vinyl strap-on for the low low cost of $1.

He's been waiting for it with desperation in his eyes ever since

 

[infinity]

I've been growing my hair out to either get the new Biebz blonde combover or a homeless alcoholic surfer undercover cop named "Bustin Beaners"

 

[infinity]

alright so that was at least 5 minutes. Thoughts?

 

[infinity]

The silence says everything. MIND ERASED

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

My company had a really good year so they're doing our corporate retreat here:

Cabo San Lucas Resort | Sheraton Grand Los Cabos Hacienda del Mar

fuckin Cabo...my wife's gonna shit

 

[drunkaholic707]

you should leave her here and get a hooker there

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

Considering it lolol

 

[GTS]

My company had a really good year so they're doing our corporate retreat here:

Cabo San Lucas Resort | Sheraton Grand Los Cabos Hacienda del Mar

fuckin Cabo...my wife's gonna shit

that's dope

wife and i had our honeymoon in cabo at the riu 11 years ago

always wanted to go back it was dope

i remember we rolled 6 blunts and put them in our checked luggage
when you get to the aiport in cabo you see federales with ak's and dogs with a green light to go thru or red light to search your bags

i was scared as shit but luckily ours was green

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Blunts are hyphy.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

that's dope

wife and i had our honeymoon in cabo at the riu 11 years ago

always wanted to go back it was dope

i remember we rolled 6 blunts and put them in our checked luggage
when you get to the aiport in cabo you see federales with ak's and dogs with a green light to go thru or red light to search your bags

i was scared as shit but luckily ours was green

hahaha I'm probably not going to be able to go because my wife's due date is shortly after the retreat. I'm thinking about it now that you mentioned it...I'd definitely try to bring weed/wax with me and it would be so embarrassing if I got busted in front of my coworkers. I know I would be drinking in excess too. Yeah the more I think about it, the better off I feel not going

 

[Nuttkase]

We will send Butcher in your place.