>battle sour stomach / indigestion / probable acute gastritis for a few days
>wake up dehydrated with sore guts
>drink extremely strong french press coffee
>eat spicy salsa and greasy salty chips
>drink two beers
>eat more greasy salty chips and some dip with dairy in it
>drink more extremely powerful coffee (approximately 28g or 4scoops grounds per ~20oz water)
I deserve this lol