Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

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butcher let william206 borrow his car his wrist broke as soon as he tried to start the car

 

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drunkaholic used to get fed corn tortillas with lard smeared on it his mom told him it was queso blanco

 

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william206 broke his arm when he was handed a corn tortilla

 

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drunkaholic bought his first car and said "isnt it supposed to come with the screwdriver?"

 

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drunkaholics too short to be an essay they call him paragraph

 

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Ok...

 

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someone rolled down the window while william206 was the passenger it broke his neck

 

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william206 got fired from subway cause he couldn't life the bread out the oven

 

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kah liked tamales so much on christmas morning cause he actually got to unwrap something

 

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william206 is so thin you could wrap him in a tamale

 

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william206 needs help pushing a shopping cart

 

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william206 ordered a pizza and broke both his arms trying to lift the box

 

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drunkaholic orders cosmo's when he goes out

 

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william206 tried to use a credit card to pay his arm broke pulling it out

 

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drunkaholic likes watching MMA so much because he likes man ass

 

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william206 saw a poodle he ran but the poodle caught up to him broke his whole body

 

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drunkaholic has dreams about making out with nick diaz

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

It must've been AP9's poodle...Candy Paint Ca$h!!!!!

 

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butcher asked william206 to buy him a lean cuisine william206 froze to death

 

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drunkaholic custom ordered a nick diaz print body pillow