you live in this weird fantasy world when it comes to boneless wings. if you don't like them, that's fine. however, to claim that only toddlers and females eat them is ridiculous. Pretty much every normal, masculine, heterosexual male I know enjoys boneless wings. I've been at spots like Applebees during happy hour, watching sports, drinking beer, and eating boneless wings with friends on a number of occasions.
btw, I'm really not emotional about boneless wings. I have the day off work, and really have nothing to do until I go to my friends house late to bbq, drink, and watch the Raiders play. therefore, I'm willing to dedicate time to proving how wrong you are about boneless wings.