Just got back from a middle of the night Wal Mart trip and almost got hit in the parking lot by a drunk ass driver while I was putting my groceries in the back of my car.
I was behind this same dude in line and dude payed for his shit and staggered away without taking it, Wal Mart cashier had to stop him to give him his bag. Then I saw dude stagger to his car, almost hit the car beside him, then he zoomed past me like a few feet away.
Funniest part of this shit though was dude risked DUI by coming to Wal Mart this fucking late for 3 cans of Chef Boyardee, a little small ass bag of chips and a 20oz bottle of Coke.