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Nuttkase

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Jun 5, 2002
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Two of the craziest ways my mom ever saw someone try to off themselves when she was a nurse at the King County jail was a dude that tried to OD on water and came really close to doing so but had a seizure and a guy who shoved saved up cornbread in his nostrils and down his throat. That dude actually died for a few but was brought back to life and was a veggie afterwards so his family sued.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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All kinds of wacky stories from that place.

Also when she was a trauma nurse in the Bronx during the start of the crack epidemic in the 80s she pumped some dude's heart in his chest with her hands after he got blasted with a shotgun at close range. Yet she gets squeamish if there is too much blood in a movie. I guess that kinda makes sense though in a way.