Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Mac Jesus]

Why would i need to be strong? I'm not some jackass living in Compton worried about looking tough for my gang or having to be tough cause i might go to jail or prison or something. Im not some jackass that has to do physical labor either

I have the police on my side, a solid reputation, no criminal history, and self defense laws well established by the Supreme Court of WA. In short ; i don't need to fight because i can use diplomacy and common sense like a functional member of society, and if that fails i can call the police, and if that fails i can just shoot them.

I'm coming to Seattle to fight you.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Move to fuckin Afghanistan if you want to live like a caveman / barbarian

 

[BUTCHER 206]

No you're not

 

[Nuttkase]

He just texted me he's in Seattle right now. On his way to Bellevue as I type this.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Yes i am. I have your address im coming

 

[Mac Jesus]

Youve said one too many jokes about my mom butcher

 

[Nuttkase]

Outta here in 20 mins it's medicated ginger chew time.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Well i already mailed all your previous threats to my lawyer for documentation so im confident ill have a solid defense if it does indeed come to that.

 

[Nuttkase]

Yeah Butcher looks white the cops will be there in under 2 minutes if you try anything!

 

[Mac Jesus]

Well i already mailed all your previous threats to my lawyer for documentation so im confident ill have a solid defense if it does indeed come to that.

Mail him this one: im gonna beat you up butcher

 

[BUTCHER 206]

you aren't going to do shit Fuck you

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Now accept my apology

 

[Mac Jesus]

You are going to pay with blood butcher

 

[Mac Jesus]

Your going to pay for every insult you ever said to me and also for every negative thing @Nuttkase said about canada. I'm blaming you for those comments butcher.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

:'(

RIP

 

[Mac Jesus]

no apologies accepted. This is for Canada.

 

[Nuttkase]

I was talking about Canadastan that's over by Tajikistan. I just call it Canada for short. You didn't think I was talking about my fellow North American brothers and sisters did you?

 

[Mac Jesus]

I was talking about Canadastan that's over by Tajikistan. I just call it Canada for short. You didn't think I was talking about my fellow North American brothers and sisters did you?

My grandpa is from tajikistan.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

This coffee made me super drowsy... That's weird