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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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aren't you supposed to be off work now butcher.
Yeah. I got off at 0707 hours. I was at costco pumping gas when i typed that earlier.

Then I went to Fred Meyer, picked up a few food items, and packed my lunch for tonight; really looking forward to it I can't wait.

For now, I'm about to dig into this kale, broccoli, brussel sprout, cabbage, radicchio salad topped with diced cranberries, roasted pumpkin seeds, and a poppyseed dressing. Mmm

Man I love eating foods like this, and carefully weighing stuff and tracking things day in day out. This is the way to live man, it fuckin rules, I feel great, no for real, I -

awkwardly breaks down sobbing
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I am going to go to the northwest territoreis to pick morel mushrooms this summer.
Are you really? That's cool. I could do that. Get all stoned and wander in the woods all day, that's something I could see myself doing

I watched a thing on truffle hunting here in WA... if it's anything like that in other places good luck. shit's pretty tightly controlled by a select few, and if they see you just out there digging up truffles they left alone to ripen at a different time and disrupting the little micro-biomes they've carefully maintained for years and years to the point of unhealthy obsession, well they might not appreciate nor support those activities.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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"Everyone relax! Put the guns down, it's ok," very slowly pulls out passport and holds it up, "I'm a Canadian Archaeologist"

"Archaeologist? I got a bone you could examine"

everyone except mac jesus breaks into laughter, everyone calms down except mac jesus, everyone apologizes for the misunderstanding, goes their separate ways