1:00 "How can i help you?/ can i help you find anything etc"
what happens in real life
"Excuse me? No you can't help me, matter fact, the fuck is your problem? I worked retail i know what you're doing you're not trying to help me you think im stealing shit, i know what this is you talk with your little coworkers then walk up pretend to want to help cause you think im stealing, don't play with me boy don't bull shit me"
"uhh ok lol, "
they run out of the door with $300+ in expensive razorblade refill cartridges alarms ringing, then don't recognize me 3 hours later when i get off work and try to sell some of them to me in front of the 711