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holy fucking shit, worst night EVER

so me, my baby's mom, and her sister (who is the recovering tweeker I wrote about earlier today) were sitting around drinking. Anyway me and the recovering tweeker bitch decide to fuck. My baby's mom leaves my room and we start fucking. First off I was drunk and didn't realize till right after I slid my dick in that "oh shit I forgot to put on a rubber", anyways I said fuck it, it's too late anyway and kept fucking. 5 minutes later her terrible fucking ADHD ridden kid starts pounding on my door yelling at the top of his lungs "mommy I want to go home", this bastard was screaming pounding on my door and we both were like shut the fuck up, so we keep fucking and this little bastard just won't stop and this bitch wouldn't get up to take care of her kid she just wanted to keep fucking.

Finally I put on clothes to tell him his mom will be out in a little while she's busy (lol), so I go back in we start fucking again and now both of her terrible fucking kids start yelling and pounding on my door and this bitch still wanted to keep fucking with her kids at the damn door. So I tell her to go out there and take care of this shit. This bitch doesn't even put on clothes, she rips the sheet off my bed, wraps herself in the sheet and goes out there lol then all I hear from her kids are "mommy why are you naked", "mommy where's your clothes at" "mommy I know what you're doing in there we're not stupid". Anyways she yells at them to shut the fuck up, we start fucking again, lasts 5 minutes before they start pounding on the fucking door again. So finally I say fuck it and at 2AM while drunk end up having to take this dumb bitch and her two terrible ass kids all the way across Phoenix. Then on the way there she thought her kids were asleep so she starts playing with my dick and all of a sudden her son is like "mommy why are you rubbing his pants". lol that shit was fucked up, then this dumb bitch forgets her way home and we end up doing like 20 minutes out of the way before she realized and the whole time her fucking son wouldn't stop whining about wanting to be home.

Then after I drop them off she said she wants to hang out tomorrow lol like bitch that was one of the most annoying nights ever and I still haven't busted a damn nut, blue balls like a muh fucka.


anyways cool story breh, TL;DR

fuck this night
lmao
 

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Girbaud Shuttle Jeans
Dec 10, 2006
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holy fucking shit, worst night EVER

so me, my baby's mom, and her sister (who is the recovering tweeker I wrote about earlier today) were sitting around drinking. Anyway me and the recovering tweeker bitch decide to fuck. My baby's mom leaves my room and we start fucking. First off I was drunk and didn't realize till right after I slid my dick in that "oh shit I forgot to put on a rubber", anyways I said fuck it, it's too late anyway and kept fucking. 5 minutes later her terrible fucking ADHD ridden kid starts pounding on my door yelling at the top of his lungs "mommy I want to go home", this bastard was screaming pounding on my door and we both were like shut the fuck up, so we keep fucking and this little bastard just won't stop and this bitch wouldn't get up to take care of her kid she just wanted to keep fucking.

Finally I put on clothes to tell him his mom will be out in a little while she's busy (lol), so I go back in we start fucking again and now both of her terrible fucking kids start yelling and pounding on my door and this bitch still wanted to keep fucking with her kids at the damn door. So I tell her to go out there and take care of this shit. This bitch doesn't even put on clothes, she rips the sheet off my bed, wraps herself in the sheet and goes out there lol then all I hear from her kids are "mommy why are you naked", "mommy where's your clothes at" "mommy I know what you're doing in there we're not stupid". Anyways she yells at them to shut the fuck up, we start fucking again, lasts 5 minutes before they start pounding on the fucking door again. So finally I say fuck it and at 2AM while drunk end up having to take this dumb bitch and her two terrible ass kids all the way across Phoenix. Then on the way there she thought her kids were asleep so she starts playing with my dick and all of a sudden her son is like "mommy why are you rubbing his pants". lol that shit was fucked up, then this dumb bitch forgets her way home and we end up doing like 20 minutes out of the way before she realized and the whole time her fucking son wouldn't stop whining about wanting to be home.

Then after I drop them off she said she wants to hang out tomorrow lol like bitch that was one of the most annoying nights ever and I still haven't busted a damn nut, blue balls like a muh fucka.


anyways cool story breh, TL;DR

fuck this night
ds;ch

doesnt matter;caught herpes
 

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Girbaud Shuttle Jeans
Dec 10, 2006
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Yanni @Yanni didnt get more ram yet but doing a disk clean up and defragmenting for the first time ever did the trick lol
 

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Girbaud Shuttle Jeans
Dec 10, 2006
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ever since narddwaur got a "sponsor" hes been pissing me off with his guest list, asher roth, skrillex and now one of my most hated ppl on this planet, that faggot from epic meal time :mad: