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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
Happy birthday Nuttkase @Nuttkase
Thank you for taking the time out of your day to make me such a nice card Mac Jesus.

Did some family stuff now about to go get some drinks with some work pals so pretty chill bday, thanks for all the well wishes everyone.
 

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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First time I did shrooms I didnt know I was going to do it. I was 15 and went to my friends place. We were trying to get some weed so I called up my girl at the time and her neighbour was going to sell us some. As we were walking over to her place my friend pulls out some mushrooms and starts talking about how he did them the night before. He says I can have 'em so I eat them and it doesnt kick in right away. So Im chilling at my girls place and her mom invites me to eat over. It started kicking in right before I sat down to eat dinner with her whole family. All I really remember is her mom dishing out a bunch of food for me and a fight starting cuz of it

"WHY ARE YOU DISHING HIM OUT SO MUCH OF THAT GROSS STUFF, HE DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU TO START DISHING OUT HIS FOOD, YOURE SO FUCKING STUPID"

then her mom went into the kitchen and they had this talk that was supposed to be private but I could hear everything about how they were embarrassing each other and her dad was just chilling at the table with me and I was pretty fucking high.

I ended up making the mom feel good by asking for seconds of whatever that gross stuff was.