Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I am purposefully not making a dik dik joke right now. But I could if i wanted to and it would be hilarious.

 

[Nuttkase]

I mean if you think about it it could have been worse. He could have gotten shot.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

thats a dik-dik, not a deer

i know that, ese.......and it wasn't me who came up with that caption

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

albert thinks i am a dumb ass

 

[jake921660]

lmao at whoever put southern thy comfort on that wikipedia page

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I guess this happened tonight at the theatre.

At your theater? Not to get all tough guy on the internet or anything, but I can honestly say that if someone pissed on my at the metro there is no way I'm leaving the theater before beating their ass.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I mean if you think about it it could have been worse. He could have gotten shot.

Only worse if it does permanant damage. I'll take a flesh wound over a urine stream any day of the week.

 

[Nuttkase]

I'd punch anyone that pee'd on me anywhere so I'm not going to disagree with you.

 

[Nuttkase]

T @tylerthetaco T @two415dude

 

[0R0]

lol thats dope

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm still stoned and the weed man is on his way with my half

 

[Nuttkase]

#NP Versace Ragz

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I'd punch anyone that pee'd on me anywhere so I'm not going to disagree with you.

True story breh:

I used to fuck with this fat young (like 21) year old bitch a few years ago that had the lowest self esteem ever. I've met teenagers in greyhound stations that are running away from small town homes that were less vulnerable that this bitch. So one day really early on in our relationship--and I don't mean boyfriend/girlfriend I just mean out interactions--a few weeks after I met her, she asked me if there was anything I'd ever wanted to do sexually that I hadn't done. So I told the bitch "well, I've never pissed on a broad before" which was true. So she's has another drink or two, we were at my apt. And she goes "OK" and I say "OK what?" and she says "I want you to piss on me". So the bitch toook off her clothes and hopped in the shower and I pissed all over her. Made her get down on here knees and pissed in her mouth and had her swallow that shit. Then told her I was gonna put it on tape, grabbed my camera phone--it was a treo so whatever year that would be--and recorded her drinking my piss. I showed that shit to EVERYONE.


lulz.

 

[Nuttkase]

I've only pee'd on girls legs while showering together. That's always fun to do lol.

 

[Nuttkase]

Be like "opps, sorry it's the sound of the water running."

 

[Nuttkase]

I can't stand his show but Jimmy Kimmel has Bryan Cranston on his show tonight.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i pissed on some chick in kindergarten...she came into the boys bathroom and i don't remember exactly how it happened but it did...my older cousins and my parents will make fun of me or at the very least remind me of that until this day, lol.

i got suspended two weeks for that.

 

[Nuttkase]

Iller Than Ill... giving bitches golden showers since kindergarten.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

just drank two tall glasses of chocolate milk...that was extremely hyphy

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm going to smoke another bowl and then make a Cup O' Noodle after the weed dude leaves.