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[BUTCHER 206]

go pick fights with homeless people then say they started it.

It doesn't work like that in Washington; homeless are a protected class up here they have more rights than citizens. I'd be drug tested on the spot, then fired, then sued by the bum, and id definitely lose in court.


You absolutely want to avoid any physical contact when establishing contact with unauthorized persons period that's rule1, or go to jail and get sued

 

[Mac Jesus]

It doesn't work like that in Washington; homeless are a protected class up here they have more rights than citizens. I'd be drug tested on the spot, then fired, then sued by the bum, and id definitely lose in court.

you'll always find an excuse not to do something when someone offers you sound advice.

 

[Mac Jesus]

grim butcher

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Give me some more sound advice mad jesus

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'll start working out once i get to 140lbs

 

[BUTCHER 206]

But only to help me get to 110

 

[Mac Jesus]

Give me some more sound advice mad jesus

steal mail from the residents who live in your building.

 

[Nuttkase]

But do you have a can of beans and some white bread to properly utilize said devices?

I honestly can not recall the last time I bought a can of beans, so no.

And I usually get sourdough bread because it's better than white (for most things, obviously not pb&j).

 

[BUTCHER 206]

steal mail from the residents who live in your building.

Ok.

Now what?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Ok.

Now what?

open it.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Ok.

Now what?

This is too crazy, I can't believe you did that. I am not about to go down as an accomplice for this. I'm calling the Seattle Police right now and letting them know it wasn't my idea and you did it all yourself.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

open it.

Whoa wait a second!

Holy fuck dude! There was a delicious candy bar in the very first envelope ahaha man, your ideas rule. I'm going to follow all your advice from now on

 

[Mac Jesus]

The Finance and business Operations Division sends out candy bars. That's crazy.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

>committing federal mail fraud / theft for a prop and some lulz


ayy lmao

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Would rather that be garlic zero, have to pass

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[Mac Jesus]

Alhamdulilah!