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Mike Manson

Still Livin'
Apr 16, 2005
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Came up with my 8th and final hotdog. Our Dear Leader! Bun, homemade sausage, spicy kimchi and mustard...

On the new menu already, and I haven't even tried it out.

I get good reviews though. Girl from New York said she never had a better hotdog in her life. Couple from Seattle comes to eat my Supersonic hotdog with cream cheese and caramelised onions every time they are in town. This bible thumping American family comes by every friday night before bible study, and the wife told me, that my Copenhagen hotdog is the best thing she ate all week, since she had it the week before...

lol
 

DaGrimProphet

English Gentleman
Dec 23, 2014
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Why are you being fired
When I started I was on a 3 month trial period to ensure I could do the job well, and I been working my nuts off doing good work. After the first couple weeks when I was being instructed on how to do the job, I was never told I was doing anything wrong. But yesterday I'm told my work is "shoddy" and I can't cope because I don't know the exact location of every single specific drug I don't even know how to pronounce. He wrote my check a week earlier than usual cuz he was about to end my employment last night, but I managed to persuade him to extend my trial period by 2 weeks.

I personally feel another factor is at play, cuz I know for a fact I was doing a good job and its pretty much impossible to learn the location of every single fucking item in the time I been there considering I'm always busy.

So I'm about to kiss my job goodbye, along with the money I need to pay for driving lessons.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
I never had immediate plans to buy a whip, I only planned on acquiring the licence considering instructors increase their rates for older clients
Quit thinking so catastrophically. Losing a job doesn't mean you'll never be able to drive. If you think you might lose it and it's that important that you have one you should already be looking for a new one.