Dude, you got a whole lot of self pity for someone that doesnt actually take any actions to make friends. You dont tell anyone its your birthday, and then get mad that theres no cake for you, when everyone else gets it. I've heard a million stories about other people hanging out and how salty it makes, or you getting drunk alone in your room, ive never heard a story about you asking "oy mate, it was my birthday a couple weeks ago, but i was tillwhipping the porridge ot me job, gonna punt the cow this weekend though, fancy sipping some suds when i get done gibblegabblin the old mallygoo?"