I once had a free coupon for that line of little Chinese meals that come in the take out style container that you microwave. I got the orange chicken one because well I love orange chicken and I thought it had the least chance of being fucked up for some reason, no clue why really. I couldn't have been more wrong I barely had some sauce touch my taste buds as I was about to take the first bite and was like "nope" got up and threw that shit away. Didn't even take one fucking actual bite and I usually give things the 2-3 bite test. Not that time though. I sometimes still remember how it tasted and it turns my stomach.