Im going to find the cutest kitty ever and wrap him up in a cute blanket and leave him in a basket on your front step. I'll let you get attached to him for at least 2 years then I'll sneak in and slit his throat and use his blood to write "OAKLAND FOREVER" with my finger on your living room wall
Butcher I'm going to fly to Seattle and steal multiple cars to get to your apt. I will then take a hair and blood sample and take it back to my 90 year grandpa who will break down your exact lineage and I'll start with your oldest living relative and start sniping them off 1 by 1