Mass amounts of large bills and condoms in every pocket. Never worn a condom so this makes zero sense to me lol I must've blacked out and got into a random orgy lol disease-free hiking trail with a couple polar bears on deck
On my last beer. Gotta reup asap before I go fully insane. Copping beer at 10am is lightweight embarrassing and a sure sign of alcoholism but shout out ti the clerks that sell at 10am