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May 31, 2003
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Now, this is a story all about how
My car got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how my car spun out of control in mid-air.
On the streets of Edmonton I wasn’t phased
Summer driving was easy most of the days
But then outta nowhere things got cool
All the water froze up in my grampa’s pool.

Then the storm filled the skies, yeah it was no good
Started making ice patches in my neighborhood
I locked up the brakes and my mom got scared
My car hit the ditch, ‘cause I wasn’t prepared.

I whistled a tow truck and when he came by
He suggested “winter tires, and take more time.”
If anything I could say I drive more safe now
I realized that my bumper ain’t no snow plow.
He dropped me back home, about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the trucker ‘Yo home smell ya later’
I looked at my wheels
Not to be taken lightly
Driving’s a privilege and I gotta do it politely.