Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

" State and federal penalties for perjury include fines and/or prison terms upon conviction. Federal law (18 USC § 1621), for example, states that anyone found guilty of the crime will be fined or imprisoned for up to five years."


Better start weight lifting now fam fed time is no joke

 

[Nuttkase]

yr mom is the feds

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I've only filled out one of those; the red bull one, because i actually was buying redbull. You were supposed to get $10 or like 2 cases of redbull i think and i chose the cases. Still haven't gotten shit probably because a buncha people stole it all from the ppl actually legitimately filling it out goddamned criminal thieves

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I don't know what id do if it did show up though. Probably sacrifice a day of food and just drink like 8 redbulls all day in an intense diablo3 marathon session

 

[InfamousICON]

the feds are opps

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

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[Nuttkase]

Vaping some Tangerine Haze Trainwreck. Pretty good.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Are you fucking serious, Malcolm Floyd's career is over with a torn labrum. God damnit dude 3 receivers with season ending injuries in 2 weeks, 2 of them likely career ending. This shits fucked man

 

[BUTCHER 206]

And fucking @troythemac stole ty hilton from under me goddammit lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Vaping some Tangerine Haze Trainwreck. Pretty good.

tbh fam i think you have a drug abuse problem. It hurts me to see you do this to yourself man

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Vaping some Tangerine Haze Trainwreck. Pretty good.

You ever think about buying any pax accessories like a bubbler to attach to it?

 

[Nuttkase]

No because I have a drug problem and that would make me want to do even more drugs.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Yahoo is telling me all of my reveivers are "low ceiling wr3's" and says andre Johnson "does not need to be owned in any league anywhere". Man this fantasy football mentality is fucked, there's no faith, no nothing just numbers. "oh look at eli he threw fuckin 5 tds and 3ints and oost the game and is 1-9 but lets give him 50 fantasy points and say hes more elite than evety quarterback this week" man fuck outta here this shit isn't real at all. They should erase all points for any player on a losing team cause their effort didnt do shit. I believe in the andre Johnson + matt Hasselbeck 40yr old to 35yr old connection. These dudes are going to show they still can play, and the fantasy fans can eat a dick. He'll bring massive numbers when i need it the most. Yeah.... This is going to happen... It absolutely has to lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

No because I have a drug problem and that would make me want to do even more drugs.

Drugs kick ass man

 

[Nuttkase]

I just bought a bunch of various single flavor packs of Hi-Chews at the store and then a dude I work with brought me three of the big Costco assorted flavor bulk bags today. Pretty sure I have a few pounds worth in the house currently.

 

[Nuttkase]

Pretty sure I just heard a car get stolen outside.

 

[Nuttkase]

Yo it's almost 2016 what in the fuck.

 

[Nuttkase]

Shia LaBeouf Is Watching All His Movies At Angelika Film Center Right Now

A press release sent out moments ago by "art collective LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner" has announced that Shia LaBeouf is currently sitting inside of the Angelika Film Center watching his own movies. You can join him.

From noon today, #ALLMYMOVIES by LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner will commence at the Angelika Film Center, 18 West Houston Street, NYC.

Visitors are invited to join Shia LaBeouf in person as he watches all his movies consecutively in reverse chronological order over the next three days, 24 hours a day (admission free).

We have called the Angelika to confirm this stunt, asking, "Is Shia LaBeouf currently watching his own movies there?" We were told, "Yes, he is."

At press time, Shia seems to be sitting in an empty theater.

 

[Nuttkase]

Man what if he kills himself at the end that would be something huh.