Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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punks lol
and youre lucky im not in the mood to lash you. actually its not a mood issue its a pity issue and a genuine concern for your mental volnurability. But dont talk fucking slick to grown folks with youre little delusional teenage ass, someday when you leave the little hobbit village that you call home youre going to realize that there are a loy of people in real life that will treat you just as badly as people online do, when you try and fake the funk. i personally wouldnt beat your barely pubescent ass, but i know a lot of people arent as kind hearted as i happen to be. so miss me, and everyone else who is literally old enough to be your father, with the dumb shit.
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What in the Lord's name did you just fucking say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Catechism class in the one true holy catholic and apostolic church, and I’ve been involved in numerous crusades on the Mohammedans, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in medieval warfare and I’m the top paladin in the entire kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the fuck out with purging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Holy war, pagan. The Holy war that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Saracen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare guantlets. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swiss Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what Holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking peace. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cultist. I will the power of the Holy Spirit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, heathen.
