Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[infinity]

I haven't 360 freak nasty'd da dip so hard since the 8th grade Goonsquad pep rally with the head cheerleader amd some unmarked pills

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Shit i better go mac jesus is about to wake up i don't want any trouble

He's fuckin crazy i picked the wrong Canadian to mess with don't tell him i was around here

 

[infinity]

31st hour into this rave session. *spins like a ballerina on the full Jersey Shore marathon and punches a random Italian tiny midget in the face*

 

[Totenkopf]

The fuck man? Shit... Normally I'd say go to the Dr. asap or the emergency room but i dunno your situation honestly that might cost you like $2000 total lol

>murican healthcare

Go anyway

I didn't get travel insurance this time either

 

[infinity]

I haven't quadruple backflipped a quad so hard Since the 1531 Greek Olympics with Zeus-squad backhand slap iceskate dance rehydrate rehearsals

 

[infinity]

I haven't 1080 grabbed so hard since the '98 Lil Jon SeaWorld slaughter party sesh with some beach bunnies in the movie WarGames

 

[infinity]

I haven't garage-raped frog squad so hard since the 2000 rape reunuon/rappers ball episode of Simon's ballout sideshow dvd

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Namo has a deroit virus and isnt allowed in australia anymore

 

[gimmefreemusic]

And idk wtf infinity is talking aboot

 

[infinity]

I think thyroid gland to you in a while ago but the only thing that would make it a lot of fun to use it for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way of the day before

(Pretty sure i'll be embarrassed pretty soon).fleekmodemp4

 

[infinity]

Various incredible large amounts of being in Fleekmode *candyflips a sick triple 720*

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Laundry on deck.

Waking up early on ur day off is wack as fuck.

 

[InfamousICON]

@infinity is like if Crazie Locs and that woman shrieking outside of @Nuttkase ' s apartment had a baby

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[Totenkopf]

@reo you have discovered my well planned ruse

 

[infinity]

I haven't hit a snowboarding competition so hard since the Columbine tribute epic dance party in '03

 

[infinity]

I haven't murdered hundreds of animals since the 9/11 triple dance marathon rub session with my surfboard in '78

 

[infinity]

I highly doubt that you were even alive in '78 fucking idiot

 

[infinity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy0pZ_JvL4k

Goddamn on a scale of 9:11 she's an absolute 11. MARRY ME BITCH! *starts ethiopian marathon sprinting away and pulls off a sick 360 on my hoverboard and hides in my closet*

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Very well then

 

[infinity]

I haven't wanted to fuck anyone so hard since the '13 buttfuck million man march ago Gathering of the Anti-Juggalos cross-burning