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BUTCHER 206

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I think I'm like Dane Cook in Good Luck Chuck lol

every single broad I fucked with for more than a one night stand while I was in the Army ended up married right after me lol

They probably realized what it was like being with a drunken scumbag and was like "naaaaah can't be doing that shit no more" lol
Nah, they realized "the one" got away from them and they'll never find anything as good, and they resign themselves to settling for less the first chance they get
 
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Nah, they realized "the one" got away from them and they'll never find anything as good, and they resign themselves to settling for less the first chance they get
tbh fam I appreciate the support, but I was definitely a scumbag for a few years, especially while I lived in Germany.

Leave comments on a family photo like they're cheesy posing their toddler on a pumpkin in a pumpkin patch photos, just type "lol" and don't respond to anything
that would be pretty epic

I doubt she would even accept my friend request though lol
 
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BUTCHER 206

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Man i felt so terrible when i woke up like i was hungover or had the flu; im on round 2 of antibiotics cause i still have a trace of strep left. So i bought three of those powerade zero calorie drinks i feel super good now though didn't need them. What a waste. Now im forcing them down for whatever reason
 

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Id like to think he was aggressively checking that fucking idiot who dared to just walk in front of the podium disrespectfully in the presence of the goddamned POTUS. Hopefully they got dragged out of there and beaten to within an inch of their lives