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BUTCHER 206

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Fuck I went out drinking last night and was macking on these three older chicks from Texas, it was hella cool at the time, but now I'm at work and I've never been so hung over in my life
where do you work at? anything close by? sounds like you need some motrin and some water and a 32oz gatorade, a banana, and some beef jerky im serious
 
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i know its gay and all but i decided to look up the calories anyway and saw that a single serving of ground beef is 85g. I eyeballed that 91g of hamburger thought "looks like a perfect serving for my needs, this is enough", then weighed it, and the fact that i was so close to the recommended serving is a tiny victory.

hey why dont you buy a food scale, and weigh out your food @gimmefreemusic ?
Cuz id do it for a week then get too lazy.
 
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BUTCHER 206

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kansas city had their shot and they fucking choked, got sonned by bumgarner looked like some straight scrubs out there bumgarner put on a performance of the decade, too bad all the credit goes to his pitching ability and no one talks about how the royals were just walking up there already defeated and their effort was pathetic and probably anybody could've finished them off at that point. a buncha quitters man fuck kansas city
 

BUTCHER 206

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Yeah I meant going for a jog during his lunch break you twit
yeah i figured as much, thing is you cant just get all sweaty and fucking be at work you twit, especially after drinking heavily you'll have that nasty shit coming out of your pores people can smell that shit from like 30 feet away and know you got shitfaced or may even possibly be shitfaced at that moment you twit
 

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yeah i figured as much, thing is you cant just get all sweaty and fucking be at work you twit, especially after drinking heavily you'll have that nasty shit coming out of your pores people can smell that shit from like 30 feet away and know you got shitfaced or may even possibly be shitfaced at that moment you twit
Go vomit, then drink plenty of water and go for a light jog. Fixed me 100%
lol I'm in the 98th percentile of obese and even I don't get sweaty from a light jog